NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
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"There's nothing fun about being in a wheelchair"
Excuse you but seeing an empty hallway and letting my fiancé sprint and rocket us down the length of it is better than any roller coaster
Or the time I was rolling down an aisle at the grocery store, seen a pack of toilet paper blocking me, and my fiancé raced ahead of me and threw it back up on its respective shelf while yelling "YEET" at the top of their lungs
The occasional time when a friend says "do you want to walk down to (place)" or any phrasing that implies the use of legs/feet and I get to put a hand on my heart and say "rude!" and act dramatically offended while they flail and bop me on the head for teasing them is the height of comedy
If you're like me and have someone to help push your chair sometimes? You can travel AND play Pokémon at the same time without bumping in to people
That time a kid, no more than five, saw me using my wheelchair and came over (very politely I might add, and mom was trying to apologize and teach them not to run up to me) to ask me how it worked and why I needed it. I did manage to explain that asking why wasn't very nice, but showed her how it worked and let them ride in my lap for a minute. That was adorable and fun, especially cause the kid was just so polite and asking before touching anything, repeatedly checking in that it was an okay question to ask, you could really tell she was doing her best 😍
Similarly, the little boy sitting in the shopping cart who saw me drive past in the store's scooter and very softly whispered transformer. I put a finger to my lips and said "I'm in disguise" and his whole face lit up
The look on the faces of everyone in the queue for security, passport control, and to get on the plane when I'm rolled past like the queen of England before they can go.
Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
two-thirtyy answered:
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
This post makes me so happy..
When you read “y/n,” do you
a. mentally substitute it for your actual name
b. read it as “why-enn”
c. mentally pronounce it like a word (“yinn”/“yenn” etc)
I sit there for 2 minutes trying to figure out what y/n means, and then finally cave and check the comments. And then curse myself for being a dumbass.
i first assume yes/no, then remember it means your/name
I read it as why-enn as in why the fuck is this hot.
Anonymous asked:
how to not be a little bitch
yahooanswers-official answered:
Keep your name on your asks
Okay I hate retail but shoutout to my boss for not being a giant dick which includes:
• taking us all out for dinner and drinks tonight to thank us for dealing with the first week of December rush
• a guy sexually harassed me at work and I laughed it off but the boss had him banned from the entire mall premises
• he’s kicked people out permanently for yelling at me and coworkers
• i have a driving lesson in the middle of a shift next week and he’s coming in on his day off to cover it for me
• he buys us coffee from the local cafe every morning bc “how the fuck could we survive customers without it”
like thanks for making retail slightly less shitty bro
• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible
your boss sounds awesome
his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
🏳️🌈😭
This is frickinf accurate
